Grange-Over-Sands

Grange over Sands, also known as 'gods waiting room" is located in the middle of no-ware,Cumbria. Unfortunatly it's beautiful Edwardian architecture is commonly blighted with remenents of crashed cars driven by the towns senile Inhabitants. Of course next to the decimated cars lies the many scooters and BMX's of Granges roaring Chav population, these packs of uneducated delinquents commonly hang round ye old skatepark round the back of the town-or as many people like to call it- the arsehole of grange. Seeing as all it does I crap out annoying scooter kids and infantile BMX'ers

Did you here about the ninety year old who collided with a scooter- must have happened in grange-over-sands

by Nebthed March 23, 2013

car salesman

A person who is either a complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers

customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?

by Shareeb4Prez February 26, 2008

land sakes alive

Used as a general term of exclamation or surprise similar to oh my lord, or oh my goodness, or oh shit. Mostly used by people in the 1930's, 1940's, and 1950's. Possibly a minced oath (softened form of swearing) substitute for "For the Lord's sake."

See also land sake.

Land sakes alive, my grandmother said. That sure was a swell sunset.

by Bret_in_Mesa January 12, 2008

mount de sales

One of the Top 50 Schools in the United States! There is some drama, but not a whole lot. When there is drama it is over something important! Like boys or shopping or something like that! Most of the girls are preppy and very outgoing! We all have an awesome personaility! We all have a lot of school spirit! Their are only a few big sluts! But, not a lot! There are some weird like gothic ppl that freak me out! I really like Mount de Sales and i think you would to, if you gave it a chance!

Pretty, Preppy...Girls

by Caitlin H May 5, 2005

Sadness

When you enter a definition to Urban Dictionary and a salty reviewer gets it and rejects your definition.

Me: *gets a notification*

Urban Dictionary: don’t take it personally, but...
Me: I cant read any more *buys three gallons of ice cream, turns on t swizzle, and bing watches soap operas.* Whhhy did this have to happen *gets a knew idea to write a definition about sadness*

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Backdoor Salesman

1. One who offers a product or service in exchange for anal sex.

1. Guy 1: "The weirdest guy came over today, he tried to sell me a timeshare in exchange for anal"

Guy 2: "must be a backdoor salesman."

by :)XVX(: May 9, 2010

nwh sadness

The pure depression you feel after watching Spider-Man no way home. When all you can think about is how aunt may dies and how nobody remembers Peter therefore resulting in him being lonely.

‘I just finished watching Spider-Man no way home and I think I’m suffering from nwh sadness’

by imobsessedwithyousobad January 3, 2022