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parking lot rocker

A parking lot rocker is a metal head( or a group) that go to a show or venue but never step out to support the bands playing live, they're mostly found drinking Modelos or any low grade alcohol at a parking lot and blast Toxic Holocaust, thinking that its a good band.

They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .
Don is a parking lot rocker, he promised to John that he would get there early to see his band open up for Decide but is with Sam drinking Early times whiskey while listening to Venom.
by Jrob2020 July 16, 2018
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off ya rocker

Aussie slang -

To refer to a person that is acting/behaving in a strange or silly way.
"That guy is off his rocker"
"Sam, you are off ya rocker"
"If you act that way, you must be off ya rocker"
by italauss May 3, 2021
mugGet the off ya rockermug.

Bowl rocker

When you have to drop a massive dump in the toilet.
I ate way too much taco bell, i’m going to go drop a bowl rocker in the toilet.
by ItsRobbieP April 13, 2021
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Rocker Rush

Rocker Rush is when some one has listened to rock, metal, screamo or any other type of high adrenalin pumping music, to the point where they begin shaking, twitching or having a seizure. Usually involves screaming, jumping, force flexing and or blood vessels begin to pop in your eyes. The highest level of "rocking out" attainable. You will crash big time after getting to Rocker Rush.
Dude 1: Dude, whats up with Zed, he looks like hes ready to explode hes shaking so much.
Dude2: Don't worry man, he's fine, he has just hit Rocker Rush.

Zed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude 1: Let's join him!!!
by qweeqweeman December 4, 2009
mugGet the Rocker Rushmug.

bonnet rocker

A person who wears hair bonnets unapologetically, where it is otherwise fashionably inappropriate for the venue.
My ex lost me and never recovered relationshiply. He's been dating bonnet rockers and flip floppers ever since.
by Marica Linn May 25, 2020
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On [the rocker]

Verb. to be in a state of government benificary reliance.
The rocker acronyn: govt. benificary.
Derived: beneficaries abilty to 'sit back and rock' for lack of occupational responsibilty.
Im on the rocker...The mans got my back!
by jesus christophosen March 13, 2009
mugGet the On [the rocker]mug.

rocker boy

by your mommm ;) April 8, 2022
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