A person that engages in objective evidence-based reporting and/or commentary on events that involve a group of people covertly working together to achieve an illegal goal.
That dude presents so much verifiable evidence, I think he's actually a conspiracy reporter, NOT a conspiracy theorist.
by Tursipz June 5, 2013
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legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.
Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.
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by Amy Steier July 7, 2005
Get the Drudge Report Whore mug.What your evil "OOOOOhhh Kay...Yeah" boss runs around and tells you to do. Your boss' name MAY be "Lumbergh" but not necessarily. Be sure to file these in the proper folders, or they will NOT be accepted.
Lumbergh: "Ummm...Yeah, Peter, I really need you to turn in those TPS reports..."
*takes a sip of his coffee*
*takes a sip of his coffee*
by Alec Pyralis February 5, 2004
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Earl: I need to talk about the TBS report right now cause I gotta get it into interoffice by 10:00.
Sheila: Thanks for gettin me outta that conversation that Goatfucker. He never stops blabing on about his cousins brother.
Sheila: Thanks for gettin me outta that conversation that Goatfucker. He never stops blabing on about his cousins brother.
by tesahbiggs February 2, 2008
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by Egalitarian Hermit December 1, 2013
Get the Reporting person mug.a slang term used when a competitor in texas holdem has the cards Ace, 8 containing the same suit in his/her hand.
by Boochie June 11, 2006
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