ridley

A diseased looking male genitalia. Often bumpy, gray, appearing to hold water weight, and smelling like rotting almonds. All symptoms of the excessive amounts of puss local to the area.

The man's penis was Ridley because he liked cheap women. Lot's of them.

by RobThomasSucks September 29, 2013

Ridley

There is no definition you can use it any way possible because that’s ridley

Oh man that was so ridley

by Collinsworth Boik Abraham June 25, 2019

Riddlemaster

A person who tells riddles and makes your brain explode

Guy 1: Another Riddle from the Riddlemaster
Guy 2 Oh joy

by AStrangeCreature July 17, 2019

Ridley

An amazing girl who will blow your mind if you ever meet her. Ridley is a hot, intelligent, kind, and elderly pretty girl with an amazing body. All of the boys fall in love with her at first sight. If you have a Ridley in your life don’t let her go she is really rare and probably the best person you will ever meet. Ridley always knows how to cheer you up and is very comforting so never let her go. So if you ever have a Ridley in your life never let her go or else you will regret it.

Boy: hey isn’t that Ridley over there?
Boy 2: ya isn’t she sooo hot🥵
Boy 3: I want to marry her

by Ghejwsjsje November 20, 2019

Ridley

A character in smash that you can just F-Smash and win the game

My friend:Man, I can just use Ridley and win the game

Me: Fuck you

by But I’m a Ridley main xD November 30, 2019

ritalin brain

noun: a term for the state of the brain of someone who has been taking ADHD medication for years to the point where it's damaged their brain, especially their ability to experience life. People affected by ritalin brain have a hard time feeling strong feelings and are more susceptible to depressive episodes and often feel as if their perception of reality is more dulled.

Joe: Bro are you ok? You seem quiet lately.
Thomas: I got ritalin brain, reality just feels dull to me now. Parents put me on meds in second grade.

by penilepancakes November 17, 2020

riddlebird

“Riddlebird” or “Nygmobblepot” is the only good ship in the 2014 show “Gotham” that follows the adventures of detective Jim Gordon as he attempts to solve the murder of Bruce Wayne’s parents. The show was cancelled back in 2019, but fans still exist today. The whole show was stupid except for the Riddlebird ship that happened between famous characters The Riddler and The Penguin from the DCEU.

I ship riddlebird because I have good taste.

by bedelias_wife August 10, 2021