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fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.
Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.
by aintnobumblebee January 17, 2011
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Off-Puck Defense

When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.
"Dude my uncle was playing Off-Puck Defense. What a bitch."
by dpass19 April 7, 2020
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Puck Slut

Women that find hockey players attractive and because of this perform sexual intercourse with as many players as possible
Wow you really like hockey players you must be a puck slut or something
by Robinhader_0 August 16, 2016
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drop the puck

Dude, are you done in the bathroom? I ate so much Chinese food, bro, I’m about to drop the puck!!
by 420mason December 31, 2020
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Gentleman's Puck

Storing a used nicotine pouch between cards in one's wallet
"I can't handle the nicotine right now but I forgot my snus puck. It'd be a shame to throw it away"

"Just put it in your Gentleman's puck"
by turohabaneero October 21, 2025
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Narc Puck

Slang term for a urinal deodorizer puck especially if it involves putting one filled with piss in someones mouth
Tyler: Whats Up, Ya Little Bitch. Ya Tyler's Bitch.
Andy: Watch the Language, Tyler.
Tyler: Whatcha gonna do about, huh pussy, u gonna "'cwy" about it to ur mommy and daddy, u little fuckin' cwybaby?
Andy: Thats it, you little punk. Hand over the phone and computer.
Tyler: U think ur tough now, you little faggot, u think ur fuckin' tough now.
Andy: Hand me your phone and computer now. You smartass.
Tyler: Since when is a cwybaby my dad, I thought my dad was a tough, strong man. Hey, whats this? A Narc Puck? Ooh la la, its got piss all over it.
Andy: Get in the corner now, you little punk!
Tyler: Nope, put the narc puck in ur mouth, u little punk, put it in ur motherfuckin' mouth, faggot.
by Fortnite1500 November 12, 2019
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cinnamon puck

Noun Insult Something that is simultaneously incredibly dense, useless, poorly thought out.

Alternatively Altering something in a way that makes no sense and contributes nothing to neither form nor function.

See also a stand-in for "what in the cinnamon toast fuck!?"
"Ayo, you know Jeremy?" "Yeah, he's absolutely useless, and can't be taught anything. What a cinnamon puck!"
by Hydris August 19, 2024
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