pity post

When your girl friend is jealous that you are messaaing another girl on facebook, myspace, etc. So, because your girlfriend is jealous, you also send her a message to make up for it.

I sent my girlfriend a pity post so she wouldn't be mad at me.

by Sam Watson69 June 23, 2009

pitty pat

Sex with clothes ones clothes on. For those who are not interested or not sober enough to engage in sex. Also considered foreplay.

"Girl I wanted to do the real thing, but all he wanted to do was pitty pat around."

by Your Main Beezy April 15, 2008

Pitty Fuck

The act of giving a male, or anyone with a penis, a hand-job with one's armpit. Moving in a fast, fire starting, motion. Not to be confused with 'pity fuck'.

Man, that girl gave one mean pitty fuck.

"That girl just blew my mind" "what happened bro?" "she pitty fucked the shit out of me"

Girls who pitty fuck are slores.

by b@11$@ng@ August 8, 2011

Pizzy

(n.) a variation of the word "Pizza"

Man, I had some delish pizzy today.

by Tien February 6, 2005

pizzy

pure meth

You got any of that pizzy?

by dakota bongwater February 7, 2004

pity penis

When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.

Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!

by FAWKGIRL January 19, 2014

pity factor

when a male becomes diseased or bodily injured and attempts to use these disabilities to get personnal gain and/or pleasure from the opposit sex.

dude tim totally got the pity factor at last nights party with that broken neck!

by michael and nate November 7, 2007