phillips

When something is just a giant No!

"Why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side...."
"Dude, thats just phillips."

by THEMIGHTYAWESOMEGRUMPKIN April 30, 2010

phillip d

ur so fit !!

im 2 shy 2 talk 2 u !!!

by kay chadwick November 20, 2003

Psylliphantrick

To be miserly, abusive and demanding of work on a saturday morning.

Jen was being psylliphantrick this morning.

by Dudely October 22, 2007

Phillip Status

The status you are given once you preform a task worthy of being compared to Phillip. This task normally involves a high amount of stupidity.

Guy 1: Wait, you're telling me that you ran over an old man and then backed up to see if he was ok?
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.

by POSIDEONZ July 8, 2011

Philliponator

The Philliponator is a penis so big that it bursts the clit and ruptures the vaginal opening and puts so much pressure on the pussy lips that they have a permenant crease , usually comparable to a horse (9-13 inches). The names origin come from jack phillipson - a man who was first diagnosed with this condition as a result of the manslaughter of 3 girls Whalst enduring sexual inter course with them.

Girl 1: .............
Docter: he must have had the philliponator

by Ewarlord7 May 31, 2018

Phillip McLean

A fucking Latin teacher who also coaches cross country and will make you run extra miles if you fail to translate ONE DAMN WORD!!!

Fuck Phillip McLean

by Lovemycurlyhair September 25, 2018

Phillip

This boy is a reckless mess sometimes. He is smart but has NO common sense.

Phillip why did you fall off the slide?

I don’t know I guess I wanted to

by Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!! March 12, 2020