Patooshka

Patooshka is a name used by river people of the Black Sea. Often goes with "Grandma" or "Aunt".

"What is your name?"
"I Patooshka, I from river. I throw hopes and dreams in river too."

by Aunt Gertrude December 16, 2016

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The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed

You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.

Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."

by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013

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Patootie

Often known as a guy named Adrian. He's the God of Sexonia and is deeply in love with his Goddess Jessica.

Hey, look, it's Patootie! /diesofsexy.

by Jezzypls August 20, 2013

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Patronize

Patronize: pah-tro-nhyze
-verb (used with object), -ized, -izing.

1. to give a friend or person of interest a shot of or drink containing Patron Tequila to get them f*cked up! in a good way =D

Used in a sentence: "Yeah I 'PATRONIZED' that b*tch and her friends, then we danced all night long...Next thing you know she throws up on my good shirt...Didn't know she had the alcohol tolerance of a 5 year old."

by Teddy-Pain April 20, 2010

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