fuck with your parents day - 12th Jan 

definition: do whatever you want that your parents don't like
e.g. play music loudly, stay up late, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages but your parents wouldn't approve (torn jeans), yell at them from another room :)

Me: Karen, it's fuck with your parents day, what are you going to do?#
Karen: what's that?
Me: fuck with your parents day - 12th Jan, is doing something your parents don't want you to do
Karen: not talk to the manager >:c

fuck with your parents day - 12th Jan by arakana January 12, 2021

the meet-the-parents 

the least favourite part of the dating tradition. consists of going to the female's house to have dinner with the parents. hazah!

Yeah, I gots to go to a meet-the-parents tomorrow night. Should be a real blowout of a hootenanny.

the meet-the-parents by Oedipus_Rex April 21, 2005

pet parents

A couple who treat their dogs, cats or other animals as if they were children. Many of these couples are childless and the animals provide a substitute for babies.

My neighbors are constantly fussing over their two golden retrievers. They always talk about how they must take them on play dates with other dogs and feed them special dog food for their birthdays. That sounds like typical pet parents. pets, canine crazy, feline fanatic, animal lovers, pet-obsessed, dogs, cats, feline, canine

pet parents by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015

Kite-Flying Parents 

Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.

Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.

Kite-Flying Parents by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Justin Bieber parents 

Devil worships that brought Gay-Armageddon messenger in the form of their son. In some literature you can find them with the title of puppeteer. They hate metal and death metal, which puts their nature to a question. It is easy to recognize them, they wear silk pants of pink color and black leather hats. The best way to fight them is to throw a grenade or holy water into their mouth. Do not attempt to get close to them as messenger will be summoned and you’ll be sealed to the dimension where you’ll be watching his and Bjork videos 24/7.

Police office Jack: Hey, you 2 pull over! Hello Mr. Bieber (Justin Bieber parents), show me some ID. You birthdate says 66.66.66... get out of the vehicle!!! Now!!! Who is touching me? No!!! Justin bieber, Boby (partner) run!!! Tell my wife I loved her!!!

Justin Bieber parents by Pandora Keeper April 29, 2011

Asian parents 

fuckers thats what the hell these assfucks are, they are ugly ass looking bitches. these assholes bitch slap you and are cheap and if you don't get an A you get beaten up for 1 week straight.

asian kid: I wanted to buy MY BIRTHDAY present, why won't you let me?

Asian parents: fuck you wasting your damn money like that go kill yourself.

white guy: hey is getting your ass whooped 1 week straight a record?

asian kid: hell no man it's like this every damn day.

Asian parents by asian parent hater March 26, 2009

Unionville Parents 

just a bunch of mercedes drivin, crossant eatin, dog wielding, fur coat wearing, McMansion livin bitches

unionville parents sux

Unionville Parents by kennettisawesome January 14, 2009