packing shit

Constipation as a result of severe terror or panic.

in the Movies:
MAX - His hand moved! His goddamn hand twitched!
VINCENT - It's a spasm! Jesus, don't be such a girl...

Viewer - Max must be packing shit, dude.

by Kirkface September 25, 2005

Jesus-packing

one who packs jesus in the ass

go to church u fucking jesus packer!

by satanic and loving it January 21, 2003

packing

Well endowed.

Wow, that chick is packing major sweater meat!

by TandA February 21, 2003

Water Packing

The act of putting your bare asshole up to the water jets of a hot tub and allowing the jets to shoot up your ass. You will then have the shits for the next week. (If you did it right)

Kyle: Hey, dude, I got the shits!
Ted: Why man?
Kyle: I think it's 'cause I water packed last night.
Ted: Whoa man.
Kyle: Yeah.
Ted: Now I'm gonna go water packing.
Kyle: Awesome!

by Mark Merno August 6, 2011

discord packing

when two losers think they roasting each others with loud mics in a discord call

Marcus: ay bro you tryna do some discord packing?

Jay: nah I ain't a loser I got a life

by skunkz August 3, 2021

She's Packing

When a girl is posessing some vuloptuous woman meat, aka the GOODs. Usually a camel toe or some kind of print, similar to "he's packing in those gray sweats"

"have you seen Corey in those leggings? She's PACKING

by terry192 May 17, 2021

Packing Serious Onions

An amazing large female booty that can make a grown man cry.

Man Melisa is packing some serious onions in those jeans.

I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.

by ChiBoi27 May 10, 2011