Popcorn footing

When you get a horse hoof in your ass. Getting fucked in the ass by a horses hoof.

Getting a big foot up the ass as punishment.

Popcorn footing , my mom is going to popcorn foot me if she finds out I failed math class.

by The silly kid April 22, 2023

popcorn comedian

Person who tries to be funny during a movie, but eventually just becomes annoying.

"Man, the movie was great except someone asshole was trying to be a popcorn comedian the whole time."

by PMorty February 18, 2018

popcorn teacher

A teacher who largely remains behind his desk on the computer until the supervisor walks in and then he "popcorns"(meaning he quickly gets off his desk and actually starts teaching).

Mr. Mckintyre is a popcorn teacher.

by Wise Administrator September 30, 2017

J. Popcorn

Seems gay but is homophobic

Some people are just J. Popcorn, man!

by Criminal minds addict June 11, 2021

Popcorn Axis

When you are high and eating popcorn in bed, there is a thing called a popcorn axis. You must prop yourself up in your bed at the right angle, in order to get the popcorn in your mouth. If you are not on the popcorn axis, you get popcorn all over and it ends up in your bed for your boyfriend to find in his bum in the morning.

Last night I wasn't on my popcorn axis and my boyfriend woke up to find popcorn in his asshole.

by popcornaxischick December 23, 2022

Popcorn with Flix

When you are banging a chick and right before you cum you bust in a bag of popcorn. Then you proceed to shake the bag up and make her eat it while watching a movie

No better way to end the day then Popcorn with Flix

by Depraved Dave April 7, 2019

Zebra Popcorn

the act of running a train consisted of black people and white people on a trampoline

Craig: Yo Jamal do you and Phillip wanna make some zebra popcorn with this bitch I can call.

Jamal: Hell yeah, let me set up the trampoline! No net this time

by BillMuthaFuckinClinton March 29, 2013