paki pizza

Slang for Pizza Pizza. A popular Pizza chain in Southern Ontario. Gets it name from the paki that always shows up at your door or the copious amount of pakis working at the shop.
"I'm starving! Let's order up some Pizza Slut."

"Nah, it's too late dude. Only thing still open is paki pizza."
by petulantone January 15, 2012
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Pizza Hut

The name you give your side hoe in your phone so your girl won't find out.
Girl: "Why the hell is Pizza Hut FaceTimeing you?!"
by TheRealPimpMasterSwag June 18, 2016
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Pizza Bitch

The person riding shotgun to and from the pizza store. Their job is to hold the pizza so that it doesn't slide or get ruined. This can also be done by them riding in the trunk if your girlfriend/boyfriend wants shotgun.
I'm hungry, lets get some pizza. Come on pizza bitch your riding shotgun.
by Enlightened1111 May 27, 2010
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Cold Pizza

Sleeping with a guy's wife, then stealing his breakfast and/or lunch for the next day.
Jim and his wife had a fight, so she called up Timmy and gave him some cold pizza
by Poor Tim Smith August 20, 2008
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Don's Pizza

The BEST pizza place in the world! It's in Germantown, Ohio.
#1"Man I am craving pizza!"
#2 "Want to get some Don's Pizza."
#1"Of course, what other kind of pizza is there?"
by Fan of Don's Pizza August 16, 2009
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Trunk Pizza

The pizza you buy the day of a friend or family member’s wedding to ensure you don’t go hungry. Placed in trunk before ceremony, ideally, inside a cooler. Removed before, during, or after reception as needed.
After three hours of dancing, I'm ready for some trunk pizza.
by OhioKate September 16, 2012
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Pizza Math

Counting act associated with sharing pizza between two or more people. As the number of slices diminish those desiring more pizza will attempt to count how many slices each person has consumed in order to figure out if they can legitimately claim the last slice of pizza (usually not wanting to look selfish or like a pig).
I was going to grab the last slice of pepperoni but I did the pizza math and I'd already had more than everyone else.
by Worldwind15 August 01, 2009
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