The one eyed turtle is when a woman uses the head of her partners penis and masturbates with it, the way a woman might use a dildo. Can be used as forplay or preformed until orgasim is achieved.
by Tracy L B May 30, 2008
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girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"
girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"
girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"
by zabuma March 30, 2009
Get the fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout mug.The one-eyed game is a game to play when you are blazed. The concept of the game is to put eye drops in only one eye. When the eye drops kick in and your eye is white if feels cool because one side of you is high and red and the other is white and awake! It almost feels like your chi is off when you finally realize it.. TRY IT OUT ☮
Stoner #1: Here put these Roto eye dops in one eye
Stoner #2: (20 minutes later) Woah it feels so cool!
Stoner #1: Hahahaha you look so funny check out your eyes!
Stoner #2: Hahahaha I'm so glad we played the One-eyed game!
Stoner #2: (20 minutes later) Woah it feels so cool!
Stoner #1: Hahahaha you look so funny check out your eyes!
Stoner #2: Hahahaha I'm so glad we played the One-eyed game!
by Ro.Ro.08 April 30, 2011
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Get the One eyed grease box mug.*At a funeral* "He was a beloved member of society, who know what he could have accomplished had he not met the one-eyed Freddie Mercury."
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