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one eyed turtle

The one eyed turtle is when a woman uses the head of her partners penis and masturbates with it, the way a woman might use a dildo. Can be used as forplay or preformed until orgasim is achieved.
Your wife or girlfriend will cum again and again if you give her the one eyed turtle
by Tracy L B May 30, 2008
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She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.
by green fire dragon June 24, 2010
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fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout

searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair
girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"
by zabuma March 30, 2009
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One-eyed game

The one-eyed game is a game to play when you are blazed. The concept of the game is to put eye drops in only one eye. When the eye drops kick in and your eye is white if feels cool because one side of you is high and red and the other is white and awake! It almost feels like your chi is off when you finally realize it.. TRY IT OUT ☮
Stoner #1: Here put these Roto eye dops in one eye
Stoner #2: (20 minutes later) Woah it feels so cool!
Stoner #1: Hahahaha you look so funny check out your eyes!
Stoner #2: Hahahaha I'm so glad we played the One-eyed game!
by Ro.Ro.08 April 30, 2011
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one eyed hobbling pirate

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate
"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"
by Bob Dylab June 20, 2016
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One eyed grease box

A bad ass mother fucking bitch with a nice pussy and one eye
I was at the pool when this one eyed grease box showed up.
by Oneeyedgreasebox July 5, 2017
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One-eyed Freddie Mercury

When someone with AIDS ejaculates into another's eye.
*At a funeral* "He was a beloved member of society, who know what he could have accomplished had he not met the one-eyed Freddie Mercury."
by Pierre Haunt May 8, 2018
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