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Oh My Josh!

a mistake made by a person trying to say Oh My Gosh and OMG at the same time
by Sarah Katie December 8, 2007
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oh my shnaz

1:dude your broke you mom's vase!

2:oh my shnaz!

1:sucks for you
by im so gonna be a star July 13, 2006
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Oh my gootness

1)One would say this when you see something out of the norm.

2)One would say this when they are really stressed about something.
Examples

1)Oh my gootness! Did you see the man jumping rope with one arm!

2)Oh my gootness! Why do you keep calling me, I told you I dont want to talk to you anymore!
by J.Conduit October 10, 2008
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Oh, my back!

Used when something unpleasant or distasteful is about to happen.
Person A: "Let's listen to this Phil Collins CD."
Person B: "Oh, my back!"
by Andee June 1, 2002
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Oh My Goodness

Since men have terms such as spiderman, bloody snowball, and superman, we women decided that we need a sexual move of our own. An "Oh My Goodness" is while having sex in the missionary position, right before the male orgasms, the female punches the man in the face and yells "OH MY GOODNESS" one must make sure that the "OH MY GOODNESS" is yelled in a high pitch scream. Hey if they can cum on our back and then punch us in the head, why the heck cant we punch them in the face before they cum?
I decided to hook up with my ex boyfriend and to use this move. My ex boyfriend always makes a crazy face before he cums. I knew this so I wanted us to have sex in the missionary position. Right as he was making the face, I punched him in the nose and yelled "OH MY GOODNESS!"
by Bree Allison Karissa January 14, 2008
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OH MY WOW!

Used by those of stereotypical homosexual descent to describe a tone of shock.
Man 1: I cant wait to cum in your ass...
Man 2: OH MY WOW!
by Kevin Gilmour December 5, 2011
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My oh my

He's only here for one thing
But (so am I)
Yeah
A little bit older
A black leather jacket
A bad reputation
Insatiable habits
He was onto me, one look and I couldn't breathe
Yeah, I said, "If you kiss me
I might let it happen"
I swear on my life that I've been a good girl
Tonight, I don't wanna be her
They say he likes a good time
(My, oh my)
He comes alive at midnight
(Every night)
My mama doesn't trust him
(My, oh my)
He's only here for one thing (let's go)
But (so am I)
Look, I'm the type to make her turn on her daddy
DaBaby make her forget what she learned from her daddy
I don't be trippin on lil' shawty, I let her do whatever she please
I don't be kissin' on lil' shawty, she don't be kissin' on me either
She came with you and then left with me, I went up a point, let's call it even (yeah)
Don't like the car she in, gonna end up buying her a new Beamer (let's go)
That girl know what she want, she make me take it off when she see me (let's go)
She say I make her wet whenever my face pop up on TV
I had to say, "No disrespect, gotta do it safe or you can keep it"
Pop star, I'm fresh up out the trap and I'm goin' Bieber
She know I'm a call away, she can drop a pin and I come meet her
Stand next to me, you gon' end up catchin' a fever (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm hot (yeah)
I swear on my life that I've been a good girl (good girl, good girl)
Tonight, I don't want to BE HER
Camila: *sings my oh my*
Everyone else: I SWEAR TO MY LIFE I WILL ME A GOOD GIRL , TONIGHT I DONT WANT TO BE HER🤠🤘
by ILov3pankak3s January 25, 2020
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