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Old Man

Boomer; Also Known As ESPNFootball19
Old Man doesn’t know who Floyd Mayweather Is.
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Old Man Jenkins Appreciation Day

SpongeBob old guy appreciation day is 2/11 every year.
“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”

“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”

“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
by bootifulduckie February 11, 2022
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old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up
old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that
by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019
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37 year old man

An obese man who becomes really horny seeing an elementary school
Greg is so weird, he is such a 37 year old man
by Abdullahthenerd September 18, 2023
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Old Man Crunch

When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*

The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
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Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO
That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup
by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016
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Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry
That old man Larry is such a cock block
by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023
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