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farmin' a nug

The phrase "farmin' a nug" is most commonly used when a gnarly shit is slowly creeping out of your asshole due to frequent ranch consumption.
Eric Andre: Yo milado you comin down to the quad later.
Me: No Eric.
Eric Andre: I'm straight farmin' a nug right now.
Me: Eric you have a problem.
Eric Andre: Your being mad narcyleptic right now, anyways I'm gonna chase some cherokee chicks on the trail of beers if you know what I mean.
Me: How did you get inside my house.
by Notromkcorht April 14, 2020
mugGet the farmin' a nugmug.

The War Nug

A sexual positioning to where a woman mounts an incredible large man, and rides him off into the sunset.
“Judy and I are gonna do The War Nug tonight.”
by EenigmaA August 9, 2018
mugGet the The War Nugmug.

nug draft

When multiple people pick up a bag of weed and then divide it. A nug draft is performed by dumping the weed on a table, and then each person picking nugs to be on their team. It's considered the fairest way to divide weed without using a scale.
Tim with a bag of weed: "Yo lets split this bag of weed. I'll dump out some on the table for you"
Alex : Nah dude we have to do a nug draft so you don't screw me."

If you feel like you got shorted in a mug draft, it's your own damn fault for picking a shitty team.
by drunkenirishman27 May 8, 2016
mugGet the nug draftmug.

clutch nugs

Someone who can constantly clutch a supreme clutch boy who get all the shots.
by RealE-Money January 30, 2018
mugGet the clutch nugsmug.

dino nugs

chicken nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs. originally designed in the 1800s, dino nugs have been a staple in most meals of the 19th century. however, they were very unsafe, and contained tons of unsafe materials. therefore, dino nugs were banned in 1854. Nowadays, dino nugs are illegally sold in black markets and shady alleys in New York USA.
"I sure do love me a good basket of dino nugs." - words of a crippling addict that recently died of cardiac arrest
by twentypoundsofchickenlegs September 5, 2017
mugGet the dino nugsmug.

topper nug

the dankest nug of a new sac that you leave out to smoke first
You: Did you leave out the topper nug to smoke first?
Friend: Yes
You: Lets smoke it.
by weeder9811 April 18, 2013
mugGet the topper nugmug.

Velcro Nugs

Little nuggets of shit that cling to one’s ass hairs making a post-shit wipe job a seemingly endless effort.
Shizzzzzzz bruhhhhh I got dem Velcro nugs. Whole roll da shit paper out!!!
by Dick Onchin December 2, 2021
mugGet the Velcro Nugsmug.

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