Chuck Norris

fuckin badass bitch

Damn Chuck, you a fuckin badass dayumn mothafucka Chuck Norris is badaaaaasssss

by l00l 23 January 26, 2017

aiden norris

an amazing funny dude who is silly and amazing and makes everyone smile he likes making people smile and he is a great friend

look at that aiden norris he is my best friend

by i'm a crazy May 19, 2016

chuck norris

better than jesus

chuck norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best god damn lemon-aid you've ever tasted!

by some_fucker December 13, 2016

norris survival

the ability to survive a roundhouse kick from chuck norris, but due to the laws of this world, your shoes would remain in place while your body is stuck in another dimension, if it survived the initial blow, but only death has been the only outcome so far

Dude 1: Hey, have you seen Jon lately?
Dude 2: Nah, but apparently people are saying he is suffering from "norris survival".
Dude 1: Huh? OH, ok, dude we should give him a cool name, like Dr. Manhattan!

by firebeerkungfu January 7, 2011

Chuck norris

GOD

Chuck Norris, He's GOD

by gnfnhnhnhnh May 16, 2018

clit norris

a female chuck norris with a steel clitoris

dude your acting like a clit norris

by rapeislegal March 18, 2017

Chuck Norris

The greatest kickboxer the world has every known.

Chuck Norris is not a force of nature; nature is a force of Chuck Norris.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There can be only 1 Chuck Norris, and then he will
roundhouse kick you in the face, smartass.

Hail to Chuck Norris or be dispatched.

by QuantumZ September 27, 2006