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You know... Back to the boycotting... And...
Hym "Speaking of Nike... I mean you're going to boycott Bud Light for doing a tranny ad... But... You're NOT BOYCOTTING the catholic church... For fucking kids in the butt... 🤨 I... How does that work? Like... 'Making a mockery of women?' Unacceptable. Butt-fucking a choir boy? Eh, well, it's fine 🤷 ♂️ I mean, one of those things is CLEARY worse than the other, right? There's got to be something going on there... I mean... Because I've said 'Things only bad when they happen to women' like a million times... And it's... How do you reconcile that? Doesn't it make the boycott seem a little performative? A little disingenuous maybe? I mean... You cast Milo aside for getting molested by a priest (which is fucked up in a number of different ways) but how are you not boycotting the church? I don't get it... Well, I DO get it because I'm a genius (You're clearly taking out your inability to reconcile with your own faith and are transferring those emotions on to the tranny (which is why you call it a 'religious war') and are being disingenuous regarding the degree to which transgenderism is a problem in society but... Jordan should be helping you with that."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Nike

A super intelligent being who can destroy the morale of the opposing team with his mind games and allow his team to score 20 additional runs every game with his great team spirit.
although the raptors had a poor team they won the tournament using Nike tactics.
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Big Nike

When Big Nike speaks You listen
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Someone who is very attractive has a big gyat and pmo ts sybau
He's very tapos Nike pro
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Nike Dick

Slang term for Peyronie's disease. Which is a medical condition that causes your penis to be bent.
Richard has a Nike Dick and had to have a penile plication surgery to fix it.
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Nike

Nike is the coolest girl on the planet. She will always show up and make you smile. Her beauty makes your heart melt and she is super LOYAL.

She has the cutest laugh.
Nike is a badass.
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Nike is a weird person. He has a great personality. He is a fuck boy but is cute. He loves the shoe brand.
Nike is so cute, why can't you look like him.
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