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Nigel Farage ass

A horrific site that has been revealed in the reality show ' I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.'
Nigel Farage
Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.
by Masterg1 November 24, 2023
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Nigel

(n.) A male who is a non-local muscular bimbo
A: Hi! can you show me the way to the gym supplements store? I want to buy some protein powder.
B: You are such a Nigel.
by Lnmb January 6, 2019
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Nigel

A (African American) who claims they were a lifeguard, but is not for obvious reason.
"did you see leone said he was a life guard?"
"he is for sure lying, dudes a nigel"
by louiecifer May 25, 2023
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Nigel Shahbaz

A really cool guy that is a magnet to all the ladies. He is also 6'5 and a jacked alpha.
That guy so muscular and gets all the ladies, he's like a "Nigel Shahbaz!"
by Alphaboy123 June 14, 2023
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nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 1, 2025
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squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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Nigel

Nigel is the greatest rat catcher to ever exist.
Did you see that guy act like Nigel… he caught so many rats
by Biggestbitchxo December 18, 2024
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