Nigel Farage
Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.
Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.
by Masterg1 November 24, 2023

A: Hi! can you show me the way to the gym supplements store? I want to buy some protein powder.
B: You are such a Nigel.
B: You are such a Nigel.
by Lnmb January 6, 2019

by louiecifer May 25, 2023

by Alphaboy123 June 14, 2023

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

by Biggestbitchxo December 18, 2024
