So I was tending bar one night when a murder of beards came in. I thought we were in trouble but they turned out to be a nice group of guys.
by Irish beard balm April 16, 2015

Cocaine to the extent that it makes your nose drunk with numbness. AKA Theo's Devil Sugar or Paul's...
by dmfwayne May 20, 2009

1. When a man is convinced he has fucked the living shit out of his partner, and he/she usually tells him he/she loves him shortly after. When a sex partner screams during sex as though they were being murdered.
2. After a man has sex with a woman on her period and his penis is covered in blood and resembles a murder weapon.
2. After a man has sex with a woman on her period and his penis is covered in blood and resembles a murder weapon.
by Chester Steaknife September 2, 2012

1. A made up legal term that has no statute because the law sees these creatures as nuisance animals.
2. The completely legal and responsible activity of eliminating trash pandas from your neighborhood or property so as to preserve the cleanliness of the area and rid it of diseased pest.
2. The completely legal and responsible activity of eliminating trash pandas from your neighborhood or property so as to preserve the cleanliness of the area and rid it of diseased pest.
1. Some turds went on YouTube and accused this guy of raccoon murder. Turns out, there's no such thing.
2. I was tired of half the trash cans being tipped over and the garbage being scattered throughout the neighborhood. So I went on a raccoon murder spree.
2. I was tired of half the trash cans being tipped over and the garbage being scattered throughout the neighborhood. So I went on a raccoon murder spree.
by The Cap N' July 21, 2020

by Nan_the_ornithologist June 7, 2021

by hey buddy 111 June 6, 2021
