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Murder of beards

A group of 4 or more bearded gentleman
So I was tending bar one night when a murder of beards came in. I thought we were in trouble but they turned out to be a nice group of guys.
by Irish beard balm April 16, 2015
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Murder Powder

Cocaine to the extent that it makes your nose drunk with numbness. AKA Theo's Devil Sugar or Paul's...
Let me hop on the good foot and geta taste of the murder powder!!
by dmfwayne May 20, 2009
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Murder Dick

1. When a man is convinced he has fucked the living shit out of his partner, and he/she usually tells him he/she loves him shortly after. When a sex partner screams during sex as though they were being murdered.

2. After a man has sex with a woman on her period and his penis is covered in blood and resembles a murder weapon.
1. "Yo I hit her with the murder dick, now she won't leave me alone."
by Chester Steaknife September 2, 2012
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Murder a flock

To drink a slab/carton/block/30 pack tinnies of Emu Export beer.
Man, this disturbance data review was fucked. When I knock off, I’m gonna murder a flock.
by Nan_the_ornithologist June 7, 2021
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Sweet Murder

Used to describe a scene of awesome carnage. Can be used in a various array of situations, namely:
- Cool death scene in a videogame
- Finding a sweet piece of loot after killing a foe
- Accidental faceplant
... Also can replace the "cool" word

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Julien St-Laurent,
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*Playing Red Dead Redemption
- Oh shit a duel... Sweet Murder!
*Playing Diablo II
- Sweet Murder! A SoJ!!1!
*Watching death scene in Final Destination
- Sweet Murder!
*Two guys talking
- So yeah... I ended up doing that girl
- Sweet murder!
by Marc Viaud September 13, 2011
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Murder of Fangirls

The collective noun for fangirls. Similar to a murder of crows, a murder of fangirls can represent fear.
A murder of fangirls are peaceful in their natural enviroment in the vast tumblr savannah but can become hostile when their OTP is questioned
by gavinogambean October 28, 2013
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