literally murder

The phrase a person says to show frustration.

girl 1: OMG I SAW YOUR DRESS IN FOREVER21!!1!1!
girl2: If you got that dress... literally murder.

by jdcblajdbaiduch January 17, 2015

Murder Powder

Cocaine to the extent that it makes your nose drunk with numbness. AKA Theo's Devil Sugar or Paul's...

Let me hop on the good foot and geta taste of the murder powder!!

by dmfwayne May 20, 2009

Murder Dick

1. When a man is convinced he has fucked the living shit out of his partner, and he/she usually tells him he/she loves him shortly after. When a sex partner screams during sex as though they were being murdered.

2. After a man has sex with a woman on her period and his penis is covered in blood and resembles a murder weapon.

1. "Yo I hit her with the murder dick, now she won't leave me alone."

by Chester Steaknife September 2, 2012

murder turd

When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.

I heard Elvis died from murder turd.

by Murder turd May 16, 2016

murderous bucket

A bucket that has become insane and has a mind of its own, so it is defined murderous

That murderous bucket scares me

by Brick head April 1, 2021

Murder Boat

Like a Motorboat but with a menstruating vagina.

Let’s put a towel down and let me give you a murder boat baby.

by Pside23 December 12, 2021

murder torpedo

a shark

oh look a murder torpedo

by memer man 234 January 29, 2019