Mating March

Mating March is a month of March in where everyday you find someone to date and then dump them right after. On the last day you'll choose a person to stay with forever. It's your choice to either take it as 'fuck someone everyday' or 'date someone everyday.' Your choice, again.

Yo, Joe.

Yeah, what the hell do you need?

Tommorow is Mating March.

Time to rape some bitches.

by fufufck November 2, 2020

Leon Marchand

The biggest name in swimming since Michael Phelps. (Trust me he isn’t) He is currently training under Phelps’ old coach Bob bowman and currently gunning for Phelps’ last individual world record.

Barring some unforeseen circumstances, Leon Marchand will break Michael Phelps last individual world record (the 400 Individual Medley) before 2023 is over.

by S/he’s just a friend January 27, 2023

march 22

The national Emo day of mourning, when our lord and saviors, MCR , broke up.

Emo 1: yo bro why u cryin?
Emo 2 :I got a little march 22 in my eye
1: bro
2: bro

by tootMcgoot July 12, 2016

penalty merchant

the definition of penalty merchant is lionel messi in the Qatar 2022 world cup

leo messi likes to teach his teammates how to dive in the pen area so he could preform his favorite football activity: penalty merchanting.
“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi

by cheettoz December 13, 2022

march 22nd

pain.

MCR broke up on march 22nd fucking F U C K

Person: Guess what
Other person: what?
Person: march 22nd is coming
Other person: *cries*

by n o May 14, 2018

March 6th

National sit next to your crush day

Hey its March 6th!
You know that that means bro
Yes i do! Im going to go sit next to Ashley!

by owowowowowowowowowowo October 13, 2019

March 9

The day when you hug your cat and give it love.

Omg, today is the best day ever! It’s March 9th, I NEED to hug my cat!

by streamseesaw October 15, 2019