des moines

on the west side, you have rich high schools kids and parents with good jobs downtown, most of the rich kids like to go "clubbing" in "clubs" on the west side, otherwise they just drive around in thier jettas and mazdas that thier parents bought and they put window tint and walmart subs in. they are generally so bored that they sit around and call everyone they know trying to figure what to do.
south side: straight up gangsta. mostly made of black people, in low-income housing, and sometimes the occasional wigger that moves there to have fun i guess
east side: eh, no one goes to the east side, strange place
north side: eh, no one goes to the east side, strange place

west des moiner: "hey man, lets go chill downtown and catch some bitches, cuz the bitchez in west des moines are too uptight and bitchy to go out wit us. lets roll in yo jetta dog, blast the subs."
South sider: "shit nigga, that fucker was all up in the heezy and i shot his ass... da fuckin cops showzed up and i fauckin shot doz bitchez too."

by Momper August 11, 2006

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moises

A manipulative illegal immigrant who repairs homes and plays with women's hearts. He only loves married women who are citizens in hopes of getting a green card. He will go to any extreme to manipulate a woman even using his own mother and father. When all else fails he simply beats them to get his way with them.

Can that dude get alot of chics?
Only if he turns his Moises on.

by LaMigra71 November 2, 2010

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