An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.
Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
by Arbitratingurbtch March 7, 2024

Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.
by Lapmeister March 24, 2023

A Mackenzie Merchant is someone who's selfish and doesn't care about others in their life and use people just so they can be happy without caring about anyone else's feelings.
by IkWhoYouAre March 12, 2017

A person who uses the public order act as a threat to report you even to the police even though you've done nothing wrong.
For example a passerby thinks you swore so they threaten to call the police on you the passerby would be a public order merchant.
by BOB G 69 April 4, 2025

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand
by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016

A runner who is hyper focused on hitting high mileage. A mileage merchant will often make sure to let others know about their high mileage.
John always runs an extra few minutes to make sure he has the highest mileage on the team. Why does he always have to be such a big mileage merchant?
by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024

by GAZLESSDJFHJ January 19, 2024
