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mass dardy

the act of being dardy while attending sunday mass
victoria: you attening mass dardy tonight?
kenny: nahh its past 6:30 for my curfew
by churchlands SHS June 5, 2011
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critical Mass

A supposedly "deciding" Sunday service that someone of Catholic faith feels that he must attend prior to death if he still wants to avoid going to Hell.
This whole "deathbed confession and reformation" bu**s**t just sounds like another example of "critical Mass" to me --- it sounds waaaaayyyy too "easy" or "convenient" a way to be evil and selfish all your life. How can things truly be "made whole again" if you've seriously mistreated others for many years, and then suddenly atone for it "at the last minute"?? There are still all of those other people whom you've hurt (and have had their lives ruined by your meanness) to think about --- why don't you make said "born-aginner" beliefs truly count by arranging for the restorations of those other people's losses, rather than just symbolically "making your peace with God" but still ignoring all the damage you've done over the past decades?!
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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E MASS

when you cant tink of anything just say BIG E MASS
Umm.. E MASS.
by e mass December 7, 2020
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Mass-mini

Mass-mini means you are a mix between both feminine traits (mini) and masculine traits (Mass). But still keeping your original pronouns. Ex- He, Him, His, She, Her, Hers, They, Them.
Rebecca always wore outfits like flannel and boy clothing, she was strong too! She hung out with the guys as well. However she acts so much like a girly girl that I forget about the whole boy clothing thing. She wears make-up, dresses somedays, and high heels! She must be Mass-mini.
by Rooane September 28, 2019
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East Mass

East Massachusetts is the most relevant in all Massachusetts it has the ghettos , the wangstas and the Puerto Rican’s and Dominicans. East Massachusetts is similar to New York and has the same slang. All of the rest of Massachusetts is irrelevant and nobody their is noticeable.
I really with I lived in East Mass it’s so cool
by H00DN1GHA1000 June 7, 2020
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mass leakage

to leak from ones nipple, like a certain fat man who lives at McDonald's
After not being picked to help the teacher in class, the boy said to the fat kid who got picked,"Dude, you got fucking mass leakage..."
by Krinkle Cut K. December 24, 2008
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Too-Mass

You got it!; Exceptional; Above & Beyond; Huge; infinitely large; Chuck Norris
"Yo, do you see the rack on that bird?"
"Ooohhhh! Too-Mass!"

"Look at the set of rims on that whip!"
"Too-Mass!"

Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick; Too-Mass!
by RazerT December 12, 2010
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