marmaid

a girlfriend who proper job title is barmaid but is really hot

my girlfriend the hottest marmaid

by sometool October 14, 2008

Mafumafusexual

you only feel attraction towards mafumafu ONLY

:whats your gender sis?

-IM MAFUMAFUSEXUAL
:oh what's that?
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by eitch April 6, 2021

Marm

An undefined substance, usually of a sticky or slimy consistency. Conjures images of snot, semen, crushed insects, bile... Marm is generally unpleasant, and is used most commonly in negatve connotation. Most likely derived from marmalade.

"Ugh! There's some kinda marm all over this table!"
"He smells heavily of man-marm... I'm sure his genitals haven't seen a wash in days"

by Crom! July 24, 2006

lady marmalade

A lady marmalade is when you take a woman and lay her down and smother her in orange marmalade... You then procede to lick the marmalade from her genetalious areas slowly and pleasurably...

I gave Wilma a "lady marmalade" the other day... Man did I lick her down good!!!!!

by jsh123949 January 30, 2008

Marimba

A Colombian street word for marijuana.

Oye homes. Pasame la marimba
Yo man. Pass me the weed

by DeMarco April 10, 2006

markum

A man with a bus sized dick. He might not look the best but you won't want to be looking at his face.

Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with her?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 3: Her boyfriend is a Markum.
Guy 1: Ooohh.
Guy 2: Yep that makes since on why she looks crippled.
Guy 3: I wish I was a Markum

by MrMarkum March 2, 2016

Marium

Marium is a very insecure girl and hates herself which i find sad , she can be shy once you start speaking to her but once you get to know her more n she feels comfortable around you , she’ll open up to you and be her normal weird self that she’s always been. she always puts others before herself because thats just the nice caring girl she is , she’s loving , weird , forgetful and stupid but she’s everything you wont find in another girl u feel me. she’s also into that cringe shit , she adores miraculous ladybug , she’s obsessed , she also loooves reading , reading’s her passion so if you ever fuck with her whilst shes reading she’ll smack the book on your head. marium will fucking rip you apart and hurt you if you ever try robbing jayson from her cos thats her man not yours so you better not get close to jayson or else you know what she’ll do (: marium adores mcflurry and kfc but mcflurry more , mcflurry is her happiness (and jayson) , so buy her mcflurry when she’s sad or bring her jayson and she’ll be the happiest girl alive.

person 1: yo is that marium fam
person 2: yeah bruddaaa
person 1: she looks like a badman fam im rah scared styll
person 2: yeah shes known as marium mosthated around brum do dont fw her g
person 1: i rah wasnt going to anyway

by mari1 June 8, 2019