Minnesota Goodbye

its when you poo on your homies doorstep when leaving

I gave the Minnesota Goodbye to my friend Nolan

by SpeakerOfFaxington December 17, 2021

minnesota ball slap

Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.

I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!

by Coco Sean March 31, 2016

minnesota stand off

when more than one car approaches an intersection at the same time. All the cars stop and wait, each insisting that the other goes first.

dude, sorry I'm late, I was caught in a minnesota stand off with some soccer mom, haha!

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 10, 2006

Minnesota Tidal Wave

A non-girly (actually very girly) alcoholic drink created by Marshal Eriksen containing coconut rum, peach schnapps, vanilla vodka, strawberry creme liqueur, cranberry juice, sugar, and Maraschino cherries but Carl from MacLaren's Pub named it the Robin Scherbatsky.

Marshal: Hey Carl, give me a Minnesota Tidal Wave

Carl: You mean a Robin Scherbatsky

Marshal: No, a Minnesota Tidal Wave

Robin: No no Marshal, the man said a Robin Scherbatsky

Marshal: Hey Robin, Canada called and said no one can beat Big Fudge in a dance off. That'll be one Minnesota Tidal Wave Carl.

by BigFudge March 26, 2013

north branch minnesota

A town in East Central Minnesota full of either gays or red necks. Guns and a lot of Republicans that love to shoot and fly their Confederate flags.Yee Yee is a common saying

They got alot of them nothren southerners in North Branch Minnesota

by Austin the yeet February 01, 2017

Minnesota snow plow

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's chin and then proceeds to plow the semen into her mouth using his balls.

Man, I came on her face and she didn't want to swallow so I gave her the Minnesota snow plow...

by deleuze December 13, 2008

Apple Valley, Minnesota

A large suburb south of Minneapolis filled with people who are way too athletic and that make fat lazy people feel bad.

Person 1: On my way home today I saw 5 people out jogging.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on the Wii.

by Areallyfunnyguy January 07, 2012