masterbatorioum

the room in which you beat your meat....jerk jill...pullin pud..making a hand party...take your pick

"man yesterday i was deep in a session and my mom walked right into my masterbatorioum!!!!"

by goggles72 November 24, 2009

masturbait

On a night out when a pretty female friend lures a number of males over in the false pretence that she wants to talk to the males but shes actually just setting them up for you and all your ugly mates.

Gill: Oh look theres a group of sexy guys over there lets go and talk to them
Jane: No don't move we'll just get our masturbait to bring them over.

by Elkie :) September 27, 2008

masterbatoraid

the master of bater aid

when someone type it on your fucking computer and gets you moved to a different seat.......FUCK!!!!!! robby why are you soooooo damn funny

by Dan stizzle September 18, 2003

masterbating date-imitater

The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....

.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it

Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"

Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.

Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."

by deliverer of babys January 16, 2011

masterbation spot

a place in online games (like black ops, MW2, ect.) were you can hide for long enough to fap without the fear or getting killed.

matt wanted to fap, but he was playing black ops so he found a good masterbation spot and got the job done.

by snowboardingafghan August 23, 2011

Masterbasting

When you come back to the family's house for Thanksgiving and you leave your vibrator at home. Grab that turkey baster and go to TOWN!

Holy S**t! Masterbasting with this turkey gravy is drivin' me crazyyyy!

by Guyfromdc November 23, 2016

masterbation

its been quite a while since you got some
and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself

until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully

Do you do masterbation?
No.
(thinks) of course you do

by Krkič July 2, 2019