by TKDG May 12, 2023
Son of John Shaw III. Has the hottest mom and baddest cousins. He thinks every girl is bad even mid ones. Packing a 2 inch but he’s secretly an abnormal grower. Can grow up to 9 inches. His sex scale is comparable to James Chen.
by Brxsr January 12, 2023
The poster boy of US soccer who has no talent or skill and a hairline that makes him look 40. Often dissed by Steven Cohen and Nick Geber on the sirius satellite radio show World Soccer Daily.
by uncsoccerrox August 30, 2006
Landon Donovan couldn't cut it in Germany, so was content to dominate in L.A. living with his actress girlfriend while reading and beleiving the hype that the US was going to make an impact at this World Cup like they did in 2002
by Robert Glory June 25, 2006
by Happysnap November 24, 2016
The only ass that a Landon Guy gets is the ass of his fellow MALE peer. Why would u go to a all boy school if u like girls, cuz ur a homo and a faggot. Landon Guys have huge, gay orgies in their locker rooms after lax games.
by landon sux dick March 12, 2005
landon is the most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. he is the nicest, most caring, and talented person ever. landon is very loyal and is always there when you need him.
by craig the popsicle January 06, 2019