LYNN

A dunghole masquerading as a city a few miles north of Boston. The population of Lynn is made up entirely of prostitutes, drug addicts, drug dealers, illegal immigrants, con artists, pregnant 14 year olds, deadbeat teenage dads, welfare cheats, and vagrants. The only industries that flourish in this squalid cesspool of a city are prostitution, drug dealing, arson, and pit bull fighting. There was hope for Lynn when a massive fire leveled much of downtown many years ago. Unfortunatly several more conflagrations or possibly a dirty bomb are required before this sub-human, third world hell-hole can be salvaged.

Question: What happened last night in Lynn?
A:Murder during drug deal gone bad
B:Rape of teenager or elderly woman
C:Devastating 4 Alarm Fire
D:Gang Fight, killing several thugs
E:All of the Above

Answer: E of course

All stories will be printed in the Lynn Daily Item newspaper, complete with multiple mis-spelled words and missing or incorrect punctuation

by Little Jack Horny February 11, 2005

Lynnfield

Lynnfield has several different classes of people. First we have the guidos. All they do is cook up big pots of guido red sauce and brag about shit they accomplished. The second class is the nerds(aka the Irish) all they do is talk about TF2 and Minecraft and rant on during lunch about console wars and shit. They are sad fucks with no girlfriends or lives, usually get good grades though. The third class is the jocks(aka guidos and douchebags) Which are a bunch of fags who "flirt" with the ugly guido girls and pale ass irish nerds and think they're something else. Well, they aren't. And that leads us onto the girls, who all think they're so perfect and too fucking good for you unless you're a guido jock douchebag fag. Which is about 75% of the population. Then we have the 1% percent, the beautiful people, the alphas, the spark of hope, the prophets. Oh, wait. Fuck. There aren't any.

"Look at that guy, he's such a guido jock douchebag fag retard, I think i'll go out with him for 2 days, and then break up with him."
"Lynnfield is the source of all evil."

by Sipping Tomato Sauce February 11, 2014

Lynn

A girly who loves essential oils and Jesus

She’s such a lynn

by Beepboopbrobee January 5, 2020

Lynn University

Lynn University Slogan: I'm crazy. You're crazy. We're all crazy here.

Incoming Lynn University freshman on tour: Here at Lynndergarden, we accept all the crazies. Seriously, we've got every type of crazy you could dream of.

by Currlines October 10, 2011

Jacey Lynn

One of the beastliest, craziest,and weirdest kids at your school.Tends to say things like beastly, foshiz, and likes to smack hot kids butts.

That Jacey Lynn girl sure is a sexy freak.

by Pochahantis October 16, 2008

Lynninator

Don't mess with her, she'll beat the shit out of you!
She may look like she's undergoing a role in the Godfather, as the Don, but in fact she is the real don of Hendon.
Her personal weapon of choice is: a blow-up hammer, with the word 'sexy' engraved on the side....
Also when she's playing darts, STAND CLEAR! Preferable another building... if your in the same build, PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!
And she'll punch your flaming corpse
Like James Bond's twin, but deadly....

Lynn (windy)
Hard bird, with tiny tits.
Favorite saying:

You'll be shitting teeth for a week!

Lynninator

by Samuel13397 October 27, 2011

Bares Lynn

Meaning Barely..you take the Bare from barely...add an S...then take the Ly and add NN... to make a funny termanology of the very plain word barely..into bares lynn

If you take away the S and the NN it makes barely... this can be done with many diffrerent words

Friend-(Says to Friend) Are you hungrey dude?

Friend- ehh, bares lynn

orrrr.

Girl- (Says To Friend).. do i look fat in this shirt?

Friend-..ehh bares, lynn

by Dacav5 August 13, 2009