skinny lettuce

Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.

Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!

by Realdeal34 December 30, 2014

Lettuce Party

Where two individuals go through schizophrenic hysteria and laughter while crawling under a living room floor rug and talk in a high pitched baby-like voice

We’re arriving at the Lettuce Party

by dumbcunt333 November 30, 2022

Roman lettuce

Someone is being a bitch to you and your homies

Person : wow Bob is such a Roman lettuce. he says he bonked your mon

Homie 1 : Bob is hecking mean :(

by Owo voodoo March 21, 2020

Lettuce Dealers

Professionals that deal lettuce to people illegally, which is party of a small community called the lettuce gang and is usually the leaders and founders of the gang.

The two lettuce gangs, Romaine and Iceberg, went head to head in the school, where the lettuce dealers fought over territory to sell in.

by ecuttel February 27, 2019

Honey Lettuce

A slang term for American currency. Honey, because money is sweet, lettuce because it's green.

Honey lettuce is the root of all evil.

by brandonlm1994 July 17, 2012

lettuce juggling

when you juggle lettuce

Dave: damn, he do be lettuce juggling doe
bill: damn staight

by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 17, 2021

dick lettuce

Public hair.

Yeah check it out bro, when brad shaved his pubes he left dick lettuce all over the kitchen sink.

by Ranchgirls August 28, 2023