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lava lamp 

A device used by the US government to hypnotise innocent hippies looking for something cool to look at while tripping on LSD.
You see, it first started back in the 60's when the US government was developing a new prototype mind control device. They finished it, and it ended up looking like a rocketship filled with water and oil. Rather cheap design for a mind control device. Anyway, they distributed it amongst local normal teenagers, along with a drug called LSD. They gave the teens LSD, and advised them to stare at the "lava lamp" The result was the kids immediately wanting to be peaceful and rebelling against the government. This created a huge wave of protesting minions called "hippies," see, hippies. Finally, when the government's army was complete, they waited to give the signal in 1967 for all the minions to gather and do LSD together, and wipe out all their brains, and create a huge army of minion zombies to send into the Vietnam war. The government's code name for this act was the "Summer of Love." Unfortunately, the government's plan backfired, and all the hippies revolted, raising their lava lamps into the air, and marched and protested going to war. The government still today denies that they had anything to do with the invention of the lava lamp or LSD.
Government: Here kids take this lava lamp, and this acid.
Kids: Ok man, sure.
Government: YES YES!!! MUAHAAHAH NOW MY PLAN IS COMPLETE!!
Kids: WOA, this is cool!!!! I see flowers... and beads.... and flowers... and woa that lava lamp is cool.
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kewpie doll lamp 

A lamp with a base made out of a childerens toy. Commonly used in america after the depression period.
Is featured in the book "Of Mice And Men" by J. Steinbeck
"Turn on the kewpie doll lamp would you?"

New Zealand Lava Lamp 

The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.
Dude, I totally gave this one nigger a New Zealand Lava Lamp and I survived.

spöökey lämp

One month a year all moths give up on there dream for lamp and go to search for the spöökey lämp.
Moth loves spöökey lämp.
spöökey lämp by Thanos moth October 10, 2018

lava lamp 

1. Lamp which people could stare at for hours.
2. Girl/Guy who are fun to look at, but not too bright.
I stared at the lava lamp for 8 hours yesterday, it was awsome.
That chick I was with last night is a lava lamp.
lava lamp by R.I.Pierce March 18, 2007

Rub the Magic Lamp 

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.
When Josh started thinking of the cute girl from PE, he knew he had to rub the magic lamp to get his horninous out.