vacation lag

similar to jet lag, occurs during vacation time when one goes to sleep at a later time than usual because of mild to intense partying. after the vacation is over, it is hard for one to stay awake at work or school and one fells groggy through the whole day, usually passes after a few days of going to sleep at regular times.

Dude, i have a major case of vacation lag.

I'm guessing u had a great spring break.

YEAH!

by TehAznNerd April 14, 2010

Mao Lag

A type of glitch on the PS3 game Metal Gear Online, in which the glitcher can go invisible to other players for a few seconds but still go around shooting and killing them.

Also often used an excuse for getting owned, especially by Merkent.

Could easily be fixed by Konami, but they get more money every time they ban a glitcher who has to buy a new GAME ID with expansion packs.

AvengeR: Haha I pwn you NOOB, Red8> you!
Xx_$olid_Sn@ke_Xx: OMG U MAO LAG NOOB PFF
AvengeR - Kick This Player?
{YES}<>{NO}
<<You have been kicked.>>
AvengeR: Dammit what a Merkent!

by MERKENTS1/2BROTHER April 28, 2010

Fart Lag

The highly toxic methane trail that follows someone after a turbo toot.

Bloody hell!!! Jenny totally let one fly, and she had fart lag for two blocks!

by H*ck Yeah! October 18, 2008

Facebook Lag

That period of time you wait after getting a notification on Facebook before responding to avoid looking like a total creeper.

Instant responding to facebook notifications only lead to self inflicted cock blocking

waiting time should be a minimum of 5-10 mins before responding to keep the creeper tag off you.

John: Oh shit Kelly just sent me a message what do I say?!?!
Alex: woah slow down man your in no rush
John: Fuck I already sent a dumbass response...
Alex: You gotta work on your facebook lag man...you can
always get her ugly friend.
John: Fuck off

by Kingkilla56 April 13, 2010

Drag Lag

The feeling or condition of exhaustion expereinced after a night in Drag.

After 3 nights in face, Lady Hawk had major Drag Lag.

by DrZeuss March 30, 2011

Island Lagged

the feeling you get after going on a vacation to a tropical island and when you return home you have a feeling of lethargy and an unwillingness to go back to work.

like jet lagged

aww mann your gonna kick my ass in the race, i'll be jet lagged!

naw dont trip bro i get back from hawaii the day before, i'll be island lagged!

by the dark knight 69 December 4, 2010

Relationship Lag

When one member of the couple changes their facebook relationship status before the other.

Steve has gone from "in a relationship" to "single.
Bob - "But his gf is still "in a relationship", what's going on?"
John - "Must be relationship lag."

by Zagam October 3, 2011