Shell Knocking

When your girlfriend isn't around, so you decide to have sex with a turtle.

"Did you hear about Dave? He went Shell Knocking since Cathy's out of town!"

by TRSnakeEyes March 1, 2015

Melody Knock

An independent sassy black c*ck loving women, who's most excited when watching noddy and giving out as much sass as possible. Commonly spotted in the hills of Gloucestershire. Approach cautiously as she may be small but she has one hell of a boob punch.

"That girl is one Melody Knock" , "That is the sassiest women ever, some would call her Melody Knock" , "Tits mgee is one hell of a Melody Knock". And so on ......

by Sassafras Tits Mgee March 3, 2015

knock trapper

most evil type of young women, the kind that will poke holes into condoms, their goal is to get pregnant on purpose so as to trap you into a relationship or to further the relationship into marriage....

that knock trapper poked a hole into his condoms now she is pregnant and trying to force a shotgun marriage

by mattlemoose September 12, 2015

Knocking teeth

When your man hits his teeth off of your teeth when becoming intimate with each other.

Yo man I was knocking teeth with my girl the other night

by Ekalopsia June 7, 2019

Off the knock

Stupid, crazy, makes no sense

When someone says something that makes no sense, tell them “your off the knock”

by Sneeki November 1, 2020

knocking around

Hanging around

British Slang

I was knocking around the shops for about an hour

by Dikshunairee April 17, 2017

Noddy knock

On your own

You've been spending too much time on your noddy knock.
(Or you've been spending too much time on your noddy)

by Rolleroy July 17, 2017