Kirby

The perfect guy.
Consists of:
8 pack
15 inch cock
Huge balls
Pulling every girl
Perfect hair
Huge ass
Very very sexy

I wish I could find a Kirby that would love me one day

by Boner man 420 November 23, 2021

The Kirby

When you suck that ass so hard that they feel like they’re gonna deflate from the inside.

I gave that boy the Kirby and he curled up like a Capris Sun pouch

by Izzysparks420 March 22, 2024

Kirby

Kirby (Noun): the act of not showing up for any reason when invited to an event at someone else's house.

Mark pulled a Kirby when Rich invited him over last year. He then pulled another Kirby this year when Ed invited him over.

by Sepher One April 28, 2024

Kirbied

Passive verb.
Getting ate by something or someone in a single bite, and, in very rare occasions, getting also spitted out with insane violence.

He got kirbied by a giant wolf, he got a concussion.

by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023

kirby

a person who is very mind bogilingly confusing but not entertaining.

Look its kirby

Oh man he is gonna be unfunny

by Crate Crate Crate Crate August 21, 2023

Kirby main

A little penis person that only uses Kirby in fighting video games, the broken choice to get a free win.

Jake was a Kirby main so I curb stomped him

by Farmer with a shotgun November 13, 2023

Camden Kirby

Pretty ok normal human with blonde hair (He's Gay)

Person 1: Wow Camden Kirby is just a normal human that doesn't fall under to many stereotypes
Person 2: But he's gay, so...

by FMS_Squidy May 9, 2022