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Kiwi

What New Zealanders call themselves. Seemingly no one regards it as cringe!
We New Zealanders shouldn´t call ourselves "Kiwis".
by Orange Sleeves August 26, 2019
mugGet the Kiwimug.

kiwy

a purple fruit that comes out your ass or mouth depending which one opens first after sex
i hope my kid never kiwys
by mommymaddie September 15, 2022
mugGet the kiwymug.

Kiwi

A crush, someone you’re interested in romantically
I have a kiwi on Matthew!
I’m never gonna get over this kiwi
My kiwi will never like me!
by diamonditsl August 15, 2023
mugGet the Kiwimug.

Kiwi

Some who dope but got a massive penis
Zach is so kiwi
by Vaginalover1574 November 13, 2020
mugGet the Kiwimug.

Kiwi

SHE WORKED AWAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES

HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT
AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT
SUCH A PRETTY FACE
ON A PRETTY KNECK
SHES DRIVING ME
CRAZY
but I’m into it
But I’m into it
I’m kinda into it
Kiwi
by That’s gonna leave a mark February 20, 2023
mugGet the Kiwimug.

captain kiwi

a loud ass kid that screams alot
Damn that's a captain kiwi they don't shut the fuck up
by UNSTOPPABLEAWESOMEGAMER October 21, 2020
mugGet the captain kiwimug.

kiwi beer

shitty homebrewed beer made by nasty ass college students
Sharon: did you get some of tri gabba's bathtub beer?
Deborah: hell no, that kiwi beer is vomit inducing ecoli shit. Pass.
by thatswhack August 27, 2017
mugGet the kiwi beermug.

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