Theo Juan

The Mexican equivelant of an Uncle Tom. A Mexican who falls outside of the sod, roofing, landscaping, and painting stereotype.

"hey amigo, look at that Theo Juan over there in that suit with all of his white friends walking into that fancy office building. It just aint right, he should be down here painting with the rest of us."

by Frankilicious April 8, 2008

Juan Erection

-A penis so erect, it crosses the Mexican-American border, therefore transforming it into a Juan Erection.
-Also used to describe Juan's Erection

Billy just experienced his first Juan Erection

by ShaggSpawns March 29, 2015

Juan Cena

Donald Trump's rival in the ring.

His name is... JUAN CENA! (Insert mariachi here)

by iiRazor June 8, 2016

Juan Cena

The Mexican version of the well known wrestler Juan Cena. A Juan Cena may be someone that tells many Mexican jokes, or one related to Donald Trump. Not to be confused with Quan Cena, someone who

cannot "Hit the Quan" but thinks they can.

That guy is such a Juan Cena, also a Quan Cena.

by Jiff Jifferson May 19, 2016

Juan Mexico

A Mexican

Juan Mexico makes a mean Taco

by Thiccrickstoleyourgirl October 19, 2019

Juan Mendez

Every Mexican´s best friend

JOSe Mendez: hey step bro where is Juan Mendez

Step Bro Mendez: I dont know Jose Mendez aka my step bro???!!!

by mexicantoilet January 3, 2021

juan ortiz

The best at what he does hard working supports his family is very caring funny handsome amazing

He is so a Juan ortiz supporting his family

by 2003babyjo March 9, 2015