Jellyfish girl

Another name for a soft-hearted girl that likes being around other soft, spiritual people and hates anybody else.
The jellyfish girl wanted more people to go to the church that combined science and spirituality, and not with a focus on religion, so she started her own.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019
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Jellyfish girl

A girl that lives in her mothers basement and takes charge whenever her mother tells her to, with her mother as her backbone and support.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019
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jailhouse jellyfish

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!

Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.

Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
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vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
by God moment March 13, 2021
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Charles River Jellyfish

Term used by Boston locals for a used condom floating in the river.
While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.
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Hedo Jellyfish

Pronounced: he doe - jel ly fish
Noun
1. Resembles a marine coelenterates with gelatinous bell or saucer shaped body that is typically transparent and has stinging tentacles around the edge but is actually sperm floating in the nude pool at hedonism 2 located in Negril Jamaica
Watch out, here comes a Hedo Jellyfish!

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Gross, you have a Hedo Jellyfish stuck in your leg hair!
by Dis0wned June 28, 2019
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