Jellyfished

Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.

Guy: Broooo I was jellyfished last night
Guy 2: I know bro it was hilarious 😂

by Mad Definitions March 07, 2019

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sleazy jellyfish

An orgy in the ocean or any other body of salt water.

Damn that Sleazy Jellyfish the other night, water is defiantly not a lubricant.

by trinii1 September 26, 2014

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Box Jellyfish

A vagina that has continued the spread of sexually transmitted infections - mainly Chlamydia or Herpes.

" I had consensual, unprotected sex with a woman from the club last week and now it hurts when I pee"

" Ooof madone! Unlucky boyo, looks like you've been stung by the Box Jellyfish"

by RaoulDukeNukem May 04, 2024

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forbidden jellyfish

A sex toy that is only the ass portion that has been abandoned on the beach

Randy found a forbidden jellyfish on the beach and now it stings when he pisses

by Unslanted March 18, 2021

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Brown Jellyfish

When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.

“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”

by Foxracinghats February 01, 2021

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