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went jello

to go completely limp while in a moving vehicle and letting the movement of the vehicle control which direction you sway
Ben was enjoying his afternoon when he unexpectedly went jello while stopping at a red light in his car.
by Collin Crawford December 20, 2008
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jello fish

A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.
"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."
by lildickmuffin May 29, 2016
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jello

Simon got jelly ankles like jello
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Jello bean

Another way of saying you have a big dick or you have Venezuelans
by 711 worker December 8, 2023
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Frozen Jello

When having sex during winter in a kiddy pool full of Jello. I recommend lime.
"So last night me and my girl had some frozen jello. Now are bodies are stained red"
by lre3354 February 19, 2012
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Jello Person

Comparing someone to those who eat Jello by nature either because it's easier for them or they have to because it's served with their meal like in a mental institution or special care facility.
Jim:"Karen spent her entire insurance settlement on a vacation and now she has no mode of transportation"
John:"yeah, she's a real Jello Person."
by KATS_Enthusiast_Orl_FL December 17, 2021
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Befuddling the Jello

Verb.

Euphemistically referring to the act of fellatio.
She likes befuddling the Jello with her boyfriend.

She wouldn't go all the way, but offered to befuddle his Jello.
by flyingsioux August 6, 2008
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