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Jared Goof

Deragatory name for Los Angeles Ramsquarterback Jared Goff, used whenever he has a bad game, such as Super Bowl LIII when he failed to score a touchdown the entire night.
God damn, Jared Goof is a fucking moron. He can’t read a defense for shit and he is just a puppet of Sean McVay.
by Pyrple October 21, 2019
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Jaked

The act of flexing for no fucking reason and making everyone around said person feel bad and thinks they are being humble about it, usually after an assessment.
Did we all just get jaked on?
by ManHandlingCheese November 22, 2018
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Jaked

To be completely intoxicated from alcohol. Extremely drunk. (especialy from Dewars or Glenfiddich, maybe Guinness).
Yo fool, you should of seen Paul last night, man....he was JAKED!
by Brizzock May 17, 2003
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Jared

The act of somebody saying something that he or she thinks will be funny but nobody laughs
That was a jared
by Jared Butkovich November 8, 2017
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Jared Kusnitz

Young actor best known for his portrayal of Jimmy in Dance of the Dead, as well as Henry on ABC's cancelled series Surviving Suburbia.
Jimmy: You guys... we're in a funeral home.

Jared Kusnitz is a good actor.
by Đăķåņą September 29, 2009
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Jaded Imagination

When you fool yourself into an untrue thought.
You think one way because it's how you would like it to be, but deep down you know its not true. ...he had a jaded imagination when he spoke about his ex girlfriend.
by Bryce11 February 28, 2011
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Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about about weed or anything that contains THC.
P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!
by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014
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