japanese uniform

Uniform that starts school sex.

That Japanese uniform made me a father.

by RiasGremory;) February 20, 2014

japanese macaques

Some of the nicest people you will ever meet. They may look chill, but when the party starts, they’ll be the ones of the dance floor first. Try not to let them see your phone, as they like to look through your photos.

Japanese Macaques are damn chill.

by Dordobolong March 27, 2022

Japanese Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while one is dropping a deuce in a squat toilet.

That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.

by Mexican Blumpkin August 20, 2022

japanese slipper

The act of slipping a finger inside a girl (or attractive ladyboy) on the dance floor.

Last night I gave that ladyboy the ol' Japanese slipper

by Keoff Gawick February 05, 2015

japanese pincushion

A recently-shaved scrotum that has not been properly maintained. The resulting 'stubble' often causes discomfort and excessive abrasion of underwear.

Shaving your balls is a lifetime commitment....unless you want to suffer through the Japanese Pincushion.

by stopmakingsense July 23, 2014

Japanese Toilet

First used by the duo Trixie and Katya, Japanese Toilet is the sexual act of a man putting his testicles inside a woman's anus and then removing them to place in her mouth. The man then urinates on her eyes.

Trixie though he was so hot, she wanted him to give her a Japanese Toilet later.

by ElvenSailor August 09, 2023

Japanese Fountain

When you (accidentally or otherwise) catch your own semen in your mouth after busting a load.

Jimmy was masturbating vigorously the other day and gave himself a Japanese Fountain. Dude now has a new fetish.

by Dinrael May 16, 2015