Jake

A guy who will be your nakey bro forever. He will always make you laugh and laugh at what you say.

Jake is my nakey bro

by .Dr. Doctor January 14, 2021

Jake

Jake is usually docile but while snap if he hears one more Jake from StateFarm joke.

Hey Jake from statefarm
Jake:I will snap your fucking neck

by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021

Jake

big pp

jake has a big pp

by sexyballs69420 March 25, 2021

Jake

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.

Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.

by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023

Jake

The most bad ass cool ass man you ever see he has lots of cool thingand is cracked in every game

you need a Jake in your life

by Kaboom man June 8, 2022

Jake

(Not referring to all Jake's, just most of them)
Jake is an adjective to describe any of the following:
Selfish, Stupid, Jealous, Ignorant, Arrogant, Mean, Unworthy, Waste of time and space, douche, asshole, pointless and last but certainly not least they are typically
WIMPS!!!!

Girl: Man that guy is a total douche bag!

Friend: Yeah, he looks like a Jake.

Girl: Yep, that's his name. Jake, what an asshole.

by Lovely Lexi October 31, 2010

jake

A very vulgar word. Can be used to replace another offensive word in a sentence. Or refered to someone who cries a lot, mostly about nothing, or intending to get someone into trouble.

Stop crying you Jake...

Ugh.. That dog just Jaked in my yard!

by T3h Fuzz March 30, 2007