Jello

The new way to say “hello”

Jello there sir

by CambriaCastro7 May 14, 2021

Jedi Jello

Slang for semen

Angel mouth ate my jedi jello now she feels the burn

by Jedi Jed February 17, 2017

jello rape-sickle

The Preferred edible instrument of Bill Cosby's serial rape career

Another victim has come forward and claims she fell victim to Bill Cosby's Jello Rape-Sickle

by madatBill November 24, 2014

Jello bean

Another way of saying you have a big dick or you have Venezuelans

John is a jello bean

by 711 worker December 8, 2023

jello

Jelly ankles

Simon got jelly ankles like jello

by angelgoingtoheavenfromearth June 14, 2018

jello rapist

a person who sticks their penis in a bowl of jello and moves it around really quickly causing an erection and eventually having jello in the head (tip). This can only occur on the day before Halloween (cabbage night) or Christmas Eve.

Damn Jimmy, you sure were a jello rapist when you were drunk last night.

by ungukhh December 25, 2013

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018