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Jade

There are two types of Jades, one is an amazing singer and the nicest and prettiest girl ever, and the second is a big fat slutty hoe, she knows she’s a hoe and she’s ok with it. She has many other hoe friends that go around and smoke weed and have sex all the time. She loves drama and she will try to fight someone whenever she can, but never actually fight them. She has a cameltoe 24/7 and thinks she’s the coolest girl in school but really, nobody likes her. Jade is trouble...
Oh no it’s big fat Jade! Watch out everyone! (OR)
Yay it’s amazing Jade! I love Jade!
by Patricia Waterman April 13, 2019
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Jaded

Ever since I had those carolina reaper pickles, ive gotten real jaded
by Jade Tea February 25, 2022
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Jaded

The state of being paralytically drunk; speech may no longer make sense and vomiting is highly likely. You'd be very lucky if you remember your actions whilst jaded.
Omg if drink that much we'll definitely get jaded
by Jxde October 19, 2014
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Jaded

To either be or become the baddest mother fucker of them all. To have no fear of any Bitch on Facebook who hides behind a fake profile from fear of being seen for who they really are
Harley is very fuckin jaded today!
by Funfactguy June 26, 2018
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Jaded

To be very popular and well known; term mosting used in New York
Mike is so funny and cool, no wonder he’s so Jaded.
by Tray2wavyyyy June 10, 2020
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Jade

Jade is a lesbian, depressed emo that fantasizes over worms on strings and plastic babies.
Jade is so much like ME!!
by hi i'm depressed December 9, 2019
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Jade

The weird Kid in every class and isn’t smart at all and comments on everything everybody says
I hate a jade
by Skodhdnd May 10, 2019
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