Ghetto Wind

When somebody goes outside during a skype call and jacks up everyone's headphones

Charlie: holy jumping Jesus on a breadstick u made so much ghetto wind
Max: WTF MAN
Marielle: sorry:(
GOD: REMEMBER KIDS #COVERUP

by burntcelery July 26, 2016

Butt Wind

When you fart but it's got no smell.

Person-1:"ewww!! The guy next to me just released some butt wind!!"
Person-2:"at least it ain't smell like shit."

by That One Sexy Ho January 15, 2018

stem winded

When you get hit by your Grand Mother so hard, you swirl on one leg and spin.

Lil Timmie- "Fuck you Granny!"
Granny-"I'm going to smack you stem winded when I get a hold of you".

by jillo1978 March 12, 2017

twisting in the wind

refers to a man hanging from a tree as in the old Western USA. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

While he waited for the jury's verdict, he was twisting in the wind.

by TexasWicca February 28, 2005

wind surge

An extended, audible fart.

My presentation was going swimmingly until I emitted a wind surge.

by MayorLongwell November 13, 2019

Wind Rape

When you spend half an hour styling your hair to perfection, only to have it destroyed by the damned wind 2 minutes after you leave your house.

Gary: Dude! What's that hobo doing here?

Dan: Hey! It's me, my hair just got Wind Raped that's all.

Gary: Ah sheeeet.

by TakeEmOff September 19, 2011

Wind Rat

Me

Wind Rat: Im Dumb
Pug: I know

by WindRat December 1, 2021