Uncle-itis

When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.

Oh no! Maya and Odelia are developing a bad case of uncle-itis. Better get Rami back home soon.

by crembo February 1, 2023

Busch Sprite-itis

When one gets completely inebriated on Busch Latte and feels like shit

"Cody failed to make it into work today, because he has the Busch Sprite-itis."

by The Ole Dude February 10, 2023

I'm So Good-itis

When someone is new to a game and gets really good RNG, so they think it's all skill not luck.

Especially big in singleplayer games since no one is there to trash talk.

Person 1: "Jim just got to gold rank yet he just started playing last week"
Person 2: "Have you seen the way he plays? All luck, no skill. Bet he's feeling "I'm So Good-itis" right now.

by 420LoliPolice69 January 1, 2024

little bitch itis

A girl named katelynn who smells really bad and constantly reads porno books and does get dick down every opportunity she gets.

OH LOOK ITS A LITTLE BITCH ITIS

by bad bitch paper January 31, 2024

Men-itis

A made up disease which a person goes crazy for men.
It doesn’t have to be exactly that, it could also mean the opposite.

Person: are you okay?
Me: No… I have Men-itis.. and there are alot of hot men here
Person: Menitis..?
Me: I love men so much I want a dilf to hug me to badly

by TheRobloxMafiaMansimp August 20, 2023

Akron-itis

The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.

After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.

by EatMySheet September 20, 2023

kerney-Itis

A rare conundrum that causes bad things (usually sexual) to happen to someone

Did you hear what Logan did withh that girl

Ya must have been a bad case of Kerney-Itis

by Cole_Gub69 September 20, 2023