The length of a dick with both hands stacked up the shaft. What pokes out is honor meat. Its what you can be proud of.
Person 1: damn my girl loves my honor meat, I got a solid 3 inches of it.
Person 2: lucky, all I got is a mushroom top. Just the tip.
Person 1: I'm sure your gf doesn't mind
Person 2: she broke up with me actually
Person 1: why?
Person 2: she said I didn't have enough honor meat. :(
Person 2: lucky, all I got is a mushroom top. Just the tip.
Person 1: I'm sure your gf doesn't mind
Person 2: she broke up with me actually
Person 1: why?
Person 2: she said I didn't have enough honor meat. :(
by tryone DA reel homue July 25, 2015
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"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.
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the reason i have a big thermos of coffee in the morning is because i get less than 3 hours sleep studying for world history honors
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First Engineer: Hey Harold, how many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Second Engineer: About 3.14159.
(Both laugh hysterically)
First Engineer: Hey Harold, how many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Second Engineer: About 3.14159.
(Both laugh hysterically)
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Get the humor slut mug.A person of non African American descent who lives in a community full of Africans or Hispanics and understands their plight. Ordinary Africans can give the title to a non African. Or a high-ranking member of the black community and from then on they are entitled to all of the benefits of being an African American in the United States even have the privilege to say the nigga. Referred to as the "black pass" in most cases a ceremony with your African friends will be held.
Leonardo DiCaprio is considered an honorary black person because Jamie Foxx bestowed it upon him.
To many in the black community Bill Clinton is considered a honorary black person.
Almost all the whites in the NBA are considered honorary black people
To many in the black community Bill Clinton is considered a honorary black person.
Almost all the whites in the NBA are considered honorary black people
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