Homiesexual

When straight males who are very good friends say vaguely homosexual things to each other, not to express physical attraction or any romantic love towards each other, but as a means by which to show a simple appreciation in an ironic fashion.

Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.

Friend 1: “It’s really fuckin hot in here.”

Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”

Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”

Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*

Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.

by PoopMan9k March 3, 2022

Homiesexual

It’s not gay to kiss the homies...
Make sure you got the socks tho

Person 1:You just kissed your best friend, are you gay??
Person 2:No, we just homiesexual

by Ranboo_thebeloved March 26, 2022

Homiesexual

Miguel

Miguel is homiesexual

by Lallalaokay April 7, 2022

Hammysexual

Where you are so in love with this guy named Hammy that you would fuck him any chance you got

I am hammysexual

by Jessie’sGirl007 April 9, 2022

Homiesexual

One of the boys that’s only intent is to sleep with one of the boys

“Chad is such a homiesexual, he’s been trying to sleep with me all day!”

by Tacticalpanzer April 26, 2022

homiesexual

Homiesexual: Instead of homosexual its homiesexual. It means if u hump ur friend its not gay its homiesexual

im homiesexual

by simp12345 May 4, 2022

Homiesexual

Homiesexual isnt gay its being sus with the homies

Hey man u homiesexual? Yea man im homiesexual. Come over here

by Punjabijatts.org July 6, 2022